Have every liquid taste like salt water or have every liquid taste like sugar water?.Have one foot twice as big as the other or one ear twice as big as the other?.Have the perfect family but be dirt poor or be a millionaire with a broken family?.Wipe with sandpaper or use vinegar for eye drops?.Have a bath of spiders or a shower of slugs?.Turn red every time you consumed alcohol or turn red every time you ate something spicy?.Go bald or get a cavity every time you ate something with sugar in it?.Have horseradish breath or kimchi B.O.?.Blindly touch something or blindly taste something?.Forget how to ride a bike or how to type?.Be forced to smell everything you hear or everything you see?.See your friend’s mom naked or be naked in front of your friend’s mom?.Be able to disappear or erase someone’s memory?.Always fall asleep at 9pm and wake up at 6am or always fall asleep at 1am and wake up at 10am?.You have two choices: Marry your enemy and save your mom’s life or marry the person of your dreams but your mom turns into a drug addict.Pay 50% of your salary in taxes towards universal healthcare or pay no taxes but get no healthcare and no public schooling?.Would you rather never have internet access in your home or never have phone coverage when you’re out and about?.Have one wish granted to you today or 3 wishes granted in 10 years?.Always be dressed-up or always be dressed-down?.If you were stranded on a desert island with your dog, would you rather eat your dog or starve to death?.Have no one show up to your wedding or no one show up to your funeral?.Be able to control your dreams or be able to control your destiny?.Get free food everywhere you go or free wifi?.Skinny dip with a coworker/classmate or a complete stranger?.Be able to turn something into reality by drawing it or make something disappear just by erasing it?.Know the time of your death or the cause of your death?.Find $100,000 that you can keep or find $1 million dollars that you have to give to charity?.Break the most valuable thing in your house or the most valuable thing in a store?.Eat peanut butter flavored poo or poo-flavored peanut butter?.

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